Corrupt a Wish (A Forum Game)

[HookerHeels]

11 hours ago, Broxzier said:

Granted, however you lack the money for it.

I wish I wouldn't have to travel 2.5 hours to get from my parent's place to school.

Granted, but instead you have to travel 3.5.

I wish the sun would go away, and we'd live in an ice age, but everyone has heaters in their homes that keep us nice and toasty and alive.

[cascadia]

3 hours ago, RedScope53 said:

Granted, but instead you have to travel 3.5.

I wish the sun would go away, and we'd live in an ice age, but everyone has heaters in their homes that keep us nice and toasty and alive.

The lack of sun means that crops fail all over the world, and that combined with the carbon emissions from the heaters (since we can't switch over to nuclear, solar, and wind right away) means that fungi take over the sunless, warm world and terrorize us all.

 

I wish that OpenRCT2 had AI players in multiplayer. 

[HookerHeels]

9 hours ago, cascadia said:

The lack of sun means that crops fail all over the world, and that combined with the carbon emissions from the heaters (since we can't switch over to nuclear, solar, and wind right away) means that fungi take over the sunless, warm world and terrorize us all.

 

I wish that OpenRCT2 had AI players in multiplayer. 

WAY TO BE LOGICAL.

AIs would be horrible.. wut...
 

[Broxzier]

Fungi wouldn't be able to grow, everything would be waaaay belong freeszing point. Gas pipes will freeze and break, power cables will break, food and even water will be hard to come by, just going outside will be dangerous. Why would you wish for that?

 

To continue:
Granted, however the AI is unbeatable good, and annoys you all the time.

I wish for a way to find my GrooveShark favourites again.

[cascadia]

5 hours ago, Broxzier said:

Fungi wouldn't be able to grow, everything would be waaaay belong freeszing point. Gas pipes will freeze and break, power cables will break, food and even water will be hard to come by, just going outside will be dangerous. Why would you wish for that?

 

I was assuming that redscope's heaters would magically keep the world warm...

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but even though you find something, it's just a shark that is groovy. Nothing special

 

I wish I could grow taller

[ziscor]

Okay, now you guys are simply asking for it

Granted, but your height crosses the Earth's immediate atmosphere, resulting in death by lack of Oxygen and extreme pressures. Your corpse is recognized as the World's Tallest Object, and you are classified as a World Heritage Site in a few years. Better than nothing, eh?

I wish I get into IIT (Indian Institute of Technology).

Edited June 15, 2016 by ziscor

[UTMAN]

Granted, but only as a guest.

I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsay!

[Broxzier]

Granted, however you lack the kitchen and any tools to cook.

I wish for world peace!

[UTMAN]

Granted, but it only last for a day and causes more blodier wars than those which exist now.

Since I can cook like Gordon Ramsay now, I wish for a kitchen and tools to cook.

[ziscor]

Interesting... following a past wish. That makes me wanna propose a slight change in rules. I suggest we make it so that your fulfilled wish is carried on from this point out. It'll allow for creative corruptions

No killing someone off like I just did, of course.

[cascadia]

Granted, but all of the tools ate very, very cheap and break.

 

I wish that @ziscor  would claim the Group Park.

[ziscor]

I just logged in to do so, so granted. However, I'll hardly make any changes to the park in fear of not being space efficient. (will upload park file very soon, in fact).

I wish for nothing. 

[Broxzier]

Granted, the entire universe disappears.

I wish for a CS pack that allows to build anything!

[Philmon11]

Granted, but you downloaded it from a virus-infested site and now your computer is corrupted.

 

I wish I could make decent theming and scenery, not just trees and done.

[cascadia]

Your skills are limited to just one scenery pack.

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?   

[HookerHeels]

Granted, But its the last turkey sandwich on earth, and people chase you down with pitchforks, and hold you at fork-point, and in exchange, they give you your life.

[UTMAN]

I whish RedScope53 have wished a wish in his previous post.

[HookerHeels]

Whoops, my bad.

2 hours ago, RedScope53 said:

Granted, But its the last turkey sandwich on earth, and people chase you down with pitchforks, and hold you at fork-point, and in exchange, they give you your life.


I wish I'd remember to make wishes

Done.

[CharlieP]

That requires thought and thought comes from remembering and remembering comes with age!

 

I wish I was 21 again and know what I know now!

[imlegos]

Granted, but you have no one who would believe that you know what you do.

I wish that the internet wasn't full of morons.

[Broxzier]

14 hours ago, Philmon11 said:

I wish I could make decent theming and scenery, not just trees and done.

Practise

 

Granted, the internet is now so secure only a select few are able to use it.

I wish laptops would be made so that you can easily clean the keyboard without breaking anything.

[HookerHeels]

Granted, but you can only clean them out once every 3 years.

I wish my sunglasses didn't get scratched up.

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but they get so foggy you have to continually wipe them off every 5 minutes.

I wish I could afford a steam machine (the steamOS computer, not the mechanical thing).

Also: Just noticed, imlegos hasn't said a thing about yummy's profile pic being a pokemon, maybe my wish WAS granted after all!?

[imlegos]

No, I've just been waiting for them to add the ability to put "Spoiler" tabs into the forum, so I can make a ORCT2 Pokedex.