Corrupt a Wish (A Forum Game)

[BlazingEmpireHD]

This is a game that I didn't make up, but I am spreading it to other forums because it's a fun forum game for us all to have some fun with.

 

Here's how it works:

I'll wish for something, say, "I wish for a banana"

 

And then the next person will respond saying "Granted, but your banana is moldy."

Then that same person wishes for something, and thus the chain continues!

 

I'll get it started!

 

I wish this forum game would get started!  

[HookerHeels]

Wish granted, but you can't play for 10 turns.

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Since you didn't ask a wish, granted, just granted.

 

(when you respond to a wish, you also ask a wish after the person's wish above you has been corrupted).

 

I wish I had a gf

[HookerHeels]

Wish granted, but shes really ugly.

(I knew that, I was just busy and it never crossed my mind.

I wish I had macaroni and cheese. 

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but the mac and cheese was overcooked, and the cheese was moldy.

 

I wish I had a new iPad.

[cascadia]

27 minutes ago, BlazingEmpireHD said:

Granted, but the mac and cheese was overcooked, and the cheese was moldy.

 

I wish I had a new iPad.

The iPad contains the soul to Steve Jobs, who turns out to be evil and plotting to use you to take over the world.

 

I wish that the next person will get this wish. 

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but.... OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH!!!!!!!!

 

 

I wish I could be a horticulturist. (Look it up)

[ziscor]

3 hours ago, BlazingEmpireHD said:

I wish I could be a horticulturist. (Look it up)

Granted, but one of the Venus Flytraps ate your family.

I wish Chris Sawyer came back to game development.

[cascadia]

45 minutes ago, ziscor said:

Granted, but one of the Venus Flytraps ate your family.

I wish Chris Sawyer came back to game development.

Granted, but Chris Sawyer successfully sues ORCT2 into obilvion.

 

I wish that Bernie Sanders will become president. 

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but his crazy chicken-lovin psycopath brother, Kernel Sanders takes his job and only serves the US chicken.

 

 

I wish I could move to Canada for when Trump becomes president.

[cascadia]

49 minutes ago, BlazingEmpireHD said:

Granted, but his crazy chicken-lovin psycopath brother, Kernel Sanders takes his job and only serves the US chicken.

 

 

I wish I could move to Canada for when Trump becomes president.

Granted, but Stephen Harper emulates Trump and becomes a Canadian strongman.

 

I wish that Hillary Clinton will become president.

[SensualEthiopianPolice]

25 minutes ago, cascadia said:

Granted, but Stephen Harper emulates Trump and becomes a Canadian strongman.

 

I wish that Hillary Clinton will become president.

Granted, but she's president of Burundi.

I wish that this wish is granted without consequences.

[ziscor]

Granted.

I wish there are no loopholes in this game.

[Wuis]

Granted, but the game can only be played fully zoomed out.

I wish Planet Coaster becomes the greatest game in eternity. 

[jensj12]

Granted, OpenRCT2 will be the greatest game.

I wish I could play OpenRCT2 forever.

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but you have no time to see your family or even talk to them. 

 

 

I hope the devs don't give up on OpenRCT2

[cascadia]

Granted, but to achieve that, they sell their code to Chris Sawyer who then makes ORCT2 a paid game with microtransactions.

 

I wish that I win the lottery. 

[jensj12]

Granted, you won less than what you paid.

I wish a private jet would be given to me for free.

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but you end up needing flying lessons that cost so much you don't have any funds left for fuel.

I wish someone would give me a free copy of Planet Coaster.

[Wuis]

Granted, but for every hour you play, a person close to you dies.

I wish my next wish not to be corrupted.

[cascadia]

Granted, but the not corrupted part gets corrupted, thus allowing your next wish to get corrupted anyway.

 

I wish that Donald Trump would become president. 

[imlegos]

12 hours ago, ziscor said:

I wish Chris Sawyer came back to game development.

Because clearly Transport Tycoon mobile and RCT Mobile (WIP)don't exist.

[ziscor]

54 minutes ago, imlegos said:

Because clearly Transport Tycoon mobile and RCT Mobile (WIP)don't exist.

dammit you broke the chain.

Also, I knew you'd call me out on that. He hasn't come back per se, both ports are worked on by another company. Chris still has a hands-free approach, and only gives advice and other consultancy when the actual developers need it. If he were to return back from the dead, it would be with something he actually works on this time.

[imlegos]

Both ports are worked on by a company Chris started.

[ziscor]

Does that change things? Chris Sawyer didn't work on them himself directly. At least not according to his last interview. A different team is working on them, not the company whose name Chris randomly made (X13 something?)

[EDIT : Yep. Just checked. It's Origin8 that's working on the port with Chris]

Edited June 3, 2016 by ziscor