Corrupt a Wish (A Forum Game)

[cascadia]

Granted, but they return only as expensive arcade machines.

 

I wish that Gulpee would dance for us.

[Broxzier]

Granted, as he dances he hits your face with his feet all the time.

I wish for a tool or plugin to edit the levels in Kirby & the Amazing Mirror.

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but it also changes the game's physics properties of edited files, making it impossible to use.

I wish I had rocket league.

[YoloSweggLord]

I also wish we would continue this thread.

[cascadia]

Granted, but it continues for only one more post.

 

I wish that Planet Coaster and Parkitect could be merged into one game.

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but doing so causes the game to glitch out so much, your computer gets fried.

 

I wish I could do concept ideas to other games.

[ImABoss]

Granted, but the ideas turn out to be crappy.

 

I wish that I could be a pilot

[BlazingEmpireHD]

Granted, but you crash almost immediately.

 

 

 

I wish I could drive already

[ImABoss]

Granted, but you crash almost immediately.

 

I wish I was popular

[Wuis]

Granted, But you crash down to being a nobody almost immediately.

 

I wish I could play Planet Coaster

Edited August 6, 2016 by Wuis

[ImABoss]

Granted, but your computer can't handle it and it shuts down forever.

 

I wish that I was a billionaire

[Wuis]

Granted, but you invest it all in the stock which crashes and causes you to be homeless.  

 

I wish I could visit every theme park for free.

 

[giraty]

Granted but your nausea tolerance is none, which means you always throws up after riding any ride, even with RCT stat of 0.00.

 

I wish one day have 50 hours

[Wuis]

Granted, but you will need to sleep 34 hours a day for being awake the other 16 hours.

I wish we meet aliens which destroy the earth. >:D 

[Broxzier]

Granted, but before they do so, they capture you for endless torturing!

I wish I'd have more time to work on OpenRCT2 D:

[Wuis]

Granted, but there's no more work on OpenRCT2 [Basically you ending up in a nursing home. _;^) ]

I wish there was another way for the surgery I just did than bruising my ribs.

[Broxzier]

Granted, the other way will leave you in pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a new single player Mario game like Super Mario Sunshine.

[ImABoss]

Granted, but the graphics and gameplay are terrible.

 

I wish that I could live in Dubai

[cascadia]

You live there as one of the millions of abused laborers in the Gulf states.

 

I wish that Obama would be President forever.

[Wuis]

Granted, but he would die on young age and thus a skeleton would be president.

 

I wish I could and would start a successful international stroopwafel (syrup waffle) shop. 

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but @ImABoss's terrible flying skills crashes his plane into your shop almost immediately.

I wish I lived in Ohio so I could go to Cedar Point whenever I want.

[ImABoss]

Granted, but the park suddenly goes bankrupt and it closes.

 

I wish that I could go to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but the Eiffel tower crashes to the ground almost immediately.

I wish I had a better router so I could host parks with cs without my router shitting bricks.

[ImABoss]

Granted, but everytime you buy one it breaks almost immediatley.

 

I wish that I could go to outer space

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but you get to space then the rocket you are in crashes immediately into the ISS.

I wish pokemon were real life.