Corrupt a Wish (A Forum Game)

[wilburg22]

Granted, but you will never be able to drink it.

 

I wish My feet aren't as large as they are anymore.

[jensj12]

Granted, but a bird flies above it and ruins the taste.

I wish I was in six flags magic mountain right now.

[cascadia]

36 minutes ago, wilburg22 said:

Granted, but you will never be able to drink it.

 

I wish My feet aren't as large as they are anymore.

Granted, but they simply vanish.

16 minutes ago, jensj12 said:

Granted, but a bird flies above it and ruins the taste.

I wish I was in six flags magic mountain right now.

Granted, but the park is completely close with no staff to operate the rides.

 

I wish I was at Disney World.

[HookerHeels]

5 hours ago, cascadia said:

Granted, but they simply vanish.

Granted, but the park is completely close with no staff to operate the rides.

 

I wish I was at Disney World.

Granted, but you have to take me along and pay for all my stuff because I'm so close to DW

I wish Gigi Hadid would ask me on a date.

6 hours ago, wilburg22 said:

Granted, but you will never be able to drink it.

 

I wish My feet aren't as large as they are anymore.

You are a cruel, cruel, little man.

[cascadia]

1 hour ago, RedScope53 said:

Granted, but you have to take me along and pay for all my stuff because I'm so close to DW

I wish Gigi Hadid would ask me on a date.

*buys only the worst and cheapest stuff and services for RedScope53*   

She gets food poisoning and a bad impression of you.

I wish that there would be peace in the Middle East. 

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but only because ISIS wins and eliminates all opposition.

I wish @imlegos would stop getting triggered by pokemon avatars 

[cascadia]

1 hour ago, YoloSweggLord said:

Granted, but only because ISIS wins and eliminates all opposition.

I wish @imlegos would stop getting triggered by pokemon avatars 

Granted, but only because he becomes a Pokémon and comes after you.  

I wish that PBS and NPR merge with the BBC.

[YoloSweggLord]

58 minutes ago, cascadia said:

Granted, but only because he becomes a Pokémon and comes after you.  

I wish that PBS and NPR merge with the BBC.

What kind of pokemon? O_o

Granted, but then Mitt Romney makes a comeback, becomes the next president, and cuts their funding.

I wish we had more forum games.

[cascadia]

46 minutes ago, YoloSweggLord said:

What kind of pokemon? O_o

Granted, but then Mitt Romney makes a comeback, becomes the next president, and cuts their funding.

I wish we had more forum games.

The one that combines the powers of all of them.

Granted, but they all consist of counting from 1 to 1 million.

I wish more people would join the group park threads.

[YoloSweggLord]

4 minutes ago, cascadia said:

Granted, but they all consist of counting from 1 to 1 million.

Challenge accepted.

[wilburg22]

Granted, but all new people in the group park threads only respond to the changes made and don't actually join

[wilburg22]

oops forgot to wish, I wish for an infinite stack of potato chips that wont make me fat :3

 

Edit: another oops, forgot the edit button.

Edited June 6, 2016 by wilburg22

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but they give you diabetes anyways.

On the topic of food, I wish I could start eating healthier.

[cascadia]

33 minutes ago, YoloSweggLord said:

Granted, but they give you diabetes anyways.

On the topic of food, I wish I could start eating healthier.

That's actually possible- lots of diabetics are actually thin.

[HookerHeels]

1 hour ago, YoloSweggLord said:

Granted, but they give you diabetes anyways.

On the topic of food, I wish I could start eating healthier.

Granted, but all you eat for the rest of your whole life is lettuce.

I wish I had sexier hair.

[cascadia]

1 minute ago, RedScope53 said:

Granted, but all you eat for the rest of your whole life is lettuce.

I wish I had sexier hair.

Granted, but it turns out the sexiest hair is actually Donald Trump's.

I wish that I owned an ice cream store. 

[HookerHeels]

Just now, cascadia said:

Granted, but it turns out the sexiest hair is actually Donald Trump's.

I wish that I owned an ice cream store. 

.....Granted... but the only flavour you sell is dirt and the business flunks so bad you go into endless debt for the rest of your life and have to take loans out from bad people and can't pay them back so they break your legs and you can't walk anymore...

I wish I was bald now.

[cascadia]

1 minute ago, RedScope53 said:

.....Granted... but the only flavour you sell is dirt and the business flunks so bad you go into endless debt for the rest of your life and have to take loans out from bad people and can't pay them back so they break your legs and you can't walk anymore...

I wish I was bald now.

Granted, but that's because of chemotherapy for cancer.

I wish I had an dairy and ice cream processing plant.

[wilburg22]

Granted, but it's as large as the tip of your hair, good luck selling quantum icecream (reference to quantum beans in space food truck). Microscopically delicious!

 

I wish for another wish (which will come true anyways later in the topic, so good luck corrupting it.)

[cascadia]

54 minutes ago, wilburg22 said:

Granted, but it's as large as the tip of your hair, good luck selling quantum icecream (reference to quantum beans in space food truck). Microscopically delicious!

 

I wish for another wish (which will come true anyways later in the topic, so good luck corrupting it.)

 

I'll sell it to bacteria and protists. 

The wish gets corrupted.

I wish that America takes over the world.

[imlegos]

12 hours ago, YoloSweggLord said:

What kind of pokemon? O_o

Well, my favorite Pokemon is Luxray... so there's that.

[HookerHeels]

46 minutes ago, imlegos said:

Well, my favorite Pokemon is Luxray... so there's that.

I have a Luxray on Platinum, named Oppious.

[jensj12]

Granted, but two weeks later America doesn't exist anymore due to a massive revolt.

I wish someone gave me a cheeseburger that still tastes like it should.

[YoloSweggLord]

1 hour ago, RedScope53 said:

I have a Luxray on Platinum, named Oppious.

Same here, but mine's named Volt.

2 hours ago, imlegos said:

Well, my favorite Pokemon is Luxray... so there's that.

Heh, that's funny. In platinum, along with Volt, I had an umbreon named Dusk. They were the first 2 pokemon in my roster and were pretty powerful in dual battles. Plus, they just looked awesome together.

[wilburg22]

Granted, but even though it still tastes good it's completely green and spoiled.

 

I wish to have got better schools in the area that can deal with kids that need more learnign material (or less/more help) then the avarage.