Corrupt a Wish (A Forum Game)

[cascadia]

@Wuis  becomes evil and leads all his fellow Pokémon to attack you.

 

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

[Wuis]

Granted, but you weren't able to eat it as Wuis' Pokémon companions captured you in attempt to take over the world.

I wish I didn't need to take over the world to stop global warming. 

[Broxzier]

Granted - you didn't need to anymore, but you still have.

I wish Wuis would rule the world in a better way than than most politics.

[Wuis]

Granted, but to unite the world I put everyone against Broxzier.

I wish Broxzier will always stay capable of buying dog toys.

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but they break apart almost immediately.

I wish I could restore peace to the world now that Wuis has become evil and taken over.

[cascadia]

Granted, but in the process you become evil and take over the world for yourself.

 

I wish I could escape into space away from all these evil supervilliains.

[imlegos]

So, YoloSweggLord is going to be Palpatine on a planetary level...

Granted, but you have to leave everyone behind

I wish people didn't break a granted wish from prior.

[Wuis]

Granted, but we let animals do so.

I wish Cascadia would return to earth

[Broxzier]

Granted, Cascadia returns to earth falling from the sky.

I wish the world's evilist supervillains would be so occupied with each other than the rest of the world stays peaceful.

[Wuis]

Granted, but YoloSweggLord nor Wuis belonged to this group.

I wish the Dutch wouldn't nag so much about their athletes.

[Broxzier]

Granted, all Dutch athletes are being send back home.

I wish for YoloSwegLord and Wuis to be secret lovers, desperately trying to not let the world know.

[YoloSweggLord]

4 hours ago, Broxzier said:

I wish for YoloSwegLord and Wuis to be secret lovers, desperately trying to not let the world know.

OH HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO I'm not granting that.

Edited August 13, 2016 by YoloSweggLord

[Wuis]

Granted, but the term lovers was meant for an agreement to take let each other have one side of the world.

I wish Broxzier finally admits his love for cycling barns. (fietsenschuurtjes)

[ImABoss]

9 hours ago, YoloSweggLord said:

OH HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO I'm not granting that.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[YoloSweggLord]

5 minutes ago, ImABoss said:

GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Did you just assume my gender?"

Actually I am a guy so~

[ImABoss]

#TRIGGERED

[imlegos]

Meanwhile on Tumblr...

[cascadia]

Granted, but Broxzier is lying.

 

I wish that Boris Johnson would take over the world.

 

http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/P60016672/1027166/

[Broxzier]

Granted. He's president, and creates all kinds of laws that make the daily life terrible.

I wish for better tools for land editing in OpenRCT2 (I have some ideas I need to propose or make myself :P)

Edited August 14, 2016 by Broxzier

[YoloSweggLord]

Granted, but using them causes your game to crash almost immediately.

I wish we actually had a good canidate for America's presidential race.

[imlegos]

Granted, but he dies after a month.

I wish the lighting branch could be finished and added.

[cascadia]

Granted, but you become evil and take over the world to force people into finishing it.

 

I wish had an endless supply of any book possible.

 

[Wuis]

Granted, but the supply is located on Antartica and there is no possible way of moving it.

I wish I knew what I wanted to be.

[ImABoss]

Granted, but you turned out to be a sanitation worker.

 

I wish that I could afford Planet Coaster

[cascadia]

Granted, but you can only afford the free demo.

 

I wish that all pets in shelters would be adopted by loving families.