Satan's Hellish Hell Theme Park... From Hell!

[Newgoods]

View imageWelcome to Satan's Hell Park! Everyone's favorite fallen angel does his very best to maintain the pit of despair where he and his demons torture sinners for all of eternity. Unfortunately, his Patreon hasn't been doing very well recently and his influx of money is starting to dwindle at an alarming pace. That's why he's asking for your help! Satan's given you a small amount of land in this infinite hellish landscape to see if you can try and help him get back on his feet. Additional land can be purchased for a small extra fee, of course. There's no pressure, but there's an extra hot spot in the devil's private torture chamber in case you fail. Still, being the brilliant grassroots theme park developer you are, this shouldn't prove to be a problem.View imageCome see Hell's finest attractions like the Lake of the Damned, where visitors can safely ride tungsten rowboats while laughing their hearts out over the Schadenfreude of watching horrible people clamber out the side. They just keep trying!View imageCome take a selfie with Satan himself! Selfie sticks can be purchased at the obnoxious info booth at the front, but be aware that actually using them results in one of Satan's soldiers (seen at the side) personally dragging you into a nearby lava pit.View imageAdmire our completely original joke that hasn't worn out its welcome at all!View imageThe Illuminati!And so much more!

[RuneLaenen]

Haha, great idea :D I'd love to see more of this park ^^I guess the guests would like some more rides ;)

[Timothahh]

I want to get off Mr. Bones'...eh forget it

[SnowMew]

This is pretty great, and a little funny.If you're open for suggestion, I think your reveal of Satan is a little anti-climatic. I would have expected a fortress of great evil with a Ghost Train going around him so that patrons may praise him. There's also a distinct lack of Pentagrams, and the River Styx.Still, I want to get off this meme.